Funny Towels

Funny Towels
White linen with black lettering.

10"L x 61/2"W

Choose from the following quotes:

• Dessert: Can it be a mistake that "stressed" is "desserts" spelled backwards?
• Hot Flashes: I don't have hot flashes, I have short, private vacations in the tropics!
• Valium: I'll have a Café-Mocha-Vodka-Valium–Latte to go, please.
• Wal-Mart: If I keel over in Wal-Mart, drag my body to Neiman's!